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Sunday, April 10, 2016

Stupid Headlines 041016


Stupid Headlines 041016

It is time again for
I've been saying this for years

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY (On a Monday)

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

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NYC bus terminal reopened after report of suspicious package – Turns out it was just a sock.

2 arrested after fight over crab legs turns violent – And while they were fighting, the crab got away.

Spanish prime minister proposes dropping the siesta – This may not turn out to be very eZZZzzz…

Left Revives Spanish Inquisition in Effort to Silence Climate Change Adversaries – If I don’t repent from my skepticism, I might end up a few inches taller.

Ex-NBA Star Antoine Walker: What I Learned After Blowing $108M – “Nigerian Princes are full of shit”

Seriously this is a problem for more than just athletes, finance should be taught in High School.

Minnesota woman sues funeral home over husband's accidental cremation – I know that sometimes stuff just happens, but he was only there to make arrangements for someone else.

Missing hikers found playing music on street corner, unaware of massive search – Just a hunch…they survived on wild berries and wacky weed?

Year of extremes': America is one of world's top 5 executioners - #5 with 28 executions*…not bad, but we have a way to go to catch up to ISIS with 547,812.

Wedding thief sentenced to 7 years in California prison – Seven years? Stealing one of my weddings would only have been petty theft.

Cruise Company Charges Man Extra Because His Wife Died – The company is only providing incentive to stay alive.

California man rescued by helicopter after clifftop marriage proposal – I understand “going out on a limb” but this is ridiculous.

Wait…there’s more:

California man rescued after clifftop marriage proposal later arrested for drugs – He was high on meth…that explains his wanting to get married.
*The cranky old man does not support the death penalty…he has no problem, however, with piping in rap music to an isolated cell 24/7/365 to child molesters and other scum.


Thank you for all the kind words on my Pentablogaversary.

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Come back next week for more:

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

10 comments:

  1. California is sure getting a lot of ink today and as it should. There are some very crazy people here.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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    1. You should mention, also Sandee, that most of them came from somewhere else.

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  2. Thanks for the laughs, and FINANCE SHOULD DEFINITELY BE TAUGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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  3. As usual, these make me laugh, then pause for a moment and wonder how we got into this kind of shape.

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  4. Always funny--mostly because they're true!!

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  5. Hahahahaha! It's hard for me to pick my favorite but I'm leaning towards the missing hikers. Something like that would totally happen to me. I'd go off somewhere and the "right" people in the family wouldn't be notified and they'd send a search party. My lit'l sis always tells me, "I've got Nancy Grace on speed dial!" :)

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  6. Ha ha, yea for the crab. By the way, love the rap music form of torture. Would be more effective than waterboarding for most.

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  7. Dropping the siesta??? Well, there goes my plan to move to Spain if The Donald becomes President!

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  8. Heh, heh! The accidentally-cremated funeral-arrangement-maker!

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