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Monday, April 18, 2016

Some Personal Thoughts


Some Personal Thoughts

My brother sent these to me.  I’ve seen some before on blogs, Facebook or elsewhere, but all are good and I saved them for a blogging rainy day.  Oh look, it’s raining!

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.

Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.


How to prepare Tofu:

  1. Throw it in the trash.

  2.  Grill some Meat.


I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.


I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.


A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.


Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.


Senility has been a smooth transition for me.


I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.


I love being over 70.   I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.


A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.


My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW, Right?


I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

22 comments:

  1. Funny stuff, Joe--I may (probably will) steal some of it!!

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  2. Thank you so much for making me laugh. I love the Tofu instructions.

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  3. Some gems there, I kept finding favourites so decided it would be better to steal the lot. I'll be back with the swag bag!

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  4. Yep, I can definitely identify with the out of order sticker one!

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  5. Nice. Come to think of it, a crown would be perfect for me. Just so everybody else knows what I already know about me.

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  6. Heeheehee! Yep, men will live longer if they don't mention her weight.

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  7. Glad it was raining - these are great.

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  8. My favorite is the pizza crouton! Hahaha. I hadn't seen that one before. And the cardio spider web - every time! -

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  9. I want one of those pizza's please.

    I love them all and I can so relate.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

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  10. These are delightfully funny and am certain I will steal some of them--oh Hell--pretty sure all of them.

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  11. I love the idea of finishing a fourteen day diet in three hours.

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  12. Hi Cranky,

    I thought you may have forgotten where you put these?

    (Sorry ageist joke!!).

    :o)

    Cheers

    PM

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  13. I totally agree about the tofu one!

    betty

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  14. These are great! I love the last one best of all... I am having one of those kind of days, please send some stickers! :-)
    Josie Two Shoes
    from Josie's Journal

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  15. Thanks for the smiles! So many seem to apply to me...

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  16. PS Is that Gubba still on the floor??

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  17. Nine feet through shag carpet. Lol.

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  18. I laughed out loud at some of these! Loved the shag carpet one.

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