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Sunday, February 28, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 022816


STUPID HEADLINES 022816

It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

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Meteorologist busted for growing marijuana plants – There’s a high  coming down from the north which is expected to meet with a high coming up from the south, and when they meet it’s like going to be like wild.

Wrestler Joey Ryan Proposes to Girlfriend Mid-Match He didn’t just put a ring on it, he first put her in the ring.

Hillary Clinton: 'I don't believe I have ever lied’ – At least to the best of my recollection, I don’t think I have lied, I don’t remember ever lying…no, I have never lied, at least not that I am aware of…


NON-STUPID HEADLINE


She's recycling carbon dioxide with hopes of reducing oil dependence – Finally, instead of scaring everyone into feeling guilty for heating their homes and driving their cars, the real hope is in smart people inventing better stuff! http://money.cnn.com/2016/02/12/technology/recycling-carbon-dioxide-liquid-light/index.html?sr=recirc022216scientist0930story


Back to Stupid Headlines


Georgia Supreme Court hears KKK bid to 'Adopt-A-Highway' – KKK promises their road will have no black-ice (say it fast.)

Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim – Turns out the dictator was a big dick, but his tator was a tot?

4-year-old sentenced to life in prison for murder was error, Egyptian military says – Life for a four year old was determined to be too long, so the sentence was shortened to 75 years.

A record number of Americans applied to become NASA astronautsI think this happens every election year.

Taylor Swift caught grooming herself at Grammys – For the life of me I have no idea why this is a headline and I could care less what anyone does when they visit with Grandma.

British lawmakers object to NFL's Redskins playing in London under current name –  Apparently they are not offended by these Nicknames of Great Britain sports teams: Urchins/Yellows/Little Reds/Lilywhites/Red Rebels/Nomads/Gunners/Yellamen/Romans/Nailers/Chocolate Men/Chicks/Wasps/Red Devils/)

Man Busted for Ferris Wheel Sex Was in Vegas to Marry – I’m not a prude, but sex with a Ferris Wheel?

Ohio police hunt for bald man in string of Rogaine thefts – If that crap works, they’d better find him quick.

Doctors warn of demand for 'vaginal seeding' – If you can grow them, you bet there will be a big demand.

Ham thief leaves trail of fat behind him, leading cops to his front door – I guess he wanted to be sure he could find the place again to steal more ham.

Canadian man fined for smuggling 38 turtles in his pants – I’m guessing they were not snapping turtles!



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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

7 comments:

  1. I read about the 4 year old--unbelievable. And he was only 1 when the incident happened!!

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  2. My favorite this week: Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim – Turns out the dictator was a big dick, but his tator was a tot?

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. Goodness are the Egyptian Military harsh. Pretty sure it wasn't premeditated.

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  4. Vaginal seeding? I'm afraid to google this...will the Feds seize my laptop for the wrong kind of pornography then?

    Interesting news about the Liquid Light company...who says Millenials are self-absorbed, lazy, and don't care?

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  5. Heh, heh! My 13-year-old self is applauding you for working in two penises, a vagina, and sex!

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  6. The best part of the ferris-wheel-sex guy is, he was in Vegas to marry SOMEONE ELSE. . .

    And, yeah, what Val said. . .

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