STUPID HEADLINES 012416
It is time again for
This is why you should never bring a knife to a threesome
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAYThis week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
_______________________________Urine odor may help researchers detect Alzheimer's disease – Turns out that if you piss yourself a lot, you may have a problem.
University president allegedly says struggling freshmen are bunnies that should be drowned – Damn, I thought staying after school was tough.
Early man's actions caused global warming, study says – Where was Al Gore when we really needed him 7000 years ago?
Average movie ticket up to a record high of $8.70 – I wonder what it costs to see a really good movie!
US teacher to hold class in airplane above Greenland – That is one class you don’t want to get thrown out of.
Mysterious medical condition causes objects to stick to this man's head – Gluecoatius Velcroitis.
Vatican offers a place to stay to homeless woman who gave birth near St. Peter's – Just a little place in a pile of hay in the corner of a stable, not much, but with all the frankincense and myrrh she needs.Clinton emails so secret some lawmakers can't read them – They are so secret that nobody knows what they are or who sent them, apparently code name “Adriana” is willing to do stuff and needs a F***buddy.
Kansas senator blocks testimony from female witnesses with ‘low-cut necklines and miniskirts’ – No point in testifying if none of the men are listening.
Man clings to frozen car roof in his underwear to stop thief – Or he coulda just called 911.Germans battle refugee sex assaults with signs – If this works they’re going to plaster the country with posters depicting a decapitation in a circle with a line through it, the international sign for no head chopping in this area.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!