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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

I NEED TO GET OUT MORE - PART THREE




I NEED TO GET OUT MORE - PART THREE

The Annoying Rogue Eyebrow Hair Dude



In Part Two, I spoke of a dapper African American gentleman who was stuck sitting next to the annoying talking lady.  He was a very nice man;  too nice, and too polite to make the annoying talking lady shut up.

This man was very well dressed, well groomed and seemed in many ways to have impeccable taste and style.  Except for one flaw.

He had on his right eyebrow, the only eyebrow I could see from my vantage point in the seat behind the annoying talking lady, one very long eyebrow hair.  The hair curled out and down and looked as if it grew only a little more it would grow right into his eyeball.
He had a rogue eyebrow hair and did not even know it.  The annoying talking lady did not notice. She was too self absorbed to notice anything. 
I could not take my eye off the rogue eyebrow hair.
Surely a man of his style, and taste, a man who could only be described as dapper except for this one flaw, surely he would want to be told of the rogue eyebrow hair.
How does one go about tactfully telling someone he has a rogue eyebrow hair that is most disconcerting to anyone who sees it?
Finally I could take it no more.  Between the annoying talking lady who would not shut up, and not being able to take my eye off this rogue hair that threatened to impale the eye of this seemingly very nice man, I had to take action.
I leaned forward, tapped him on the shoulder and said,
“Excuse me sir, this may seem a strange request, but would you mind very much if I just yanked that rogue eyebrow hair of yours out of your friggin scull? It is driving me crazy!”
Well, actually I didn’t do any of that, but I sure wanted to!




17 comments:

  1. Sometimes when I walk by a mirror in the sunlight, I see something I didn't know was there (like a wacky eyebrow!)
    It happens, unfortunately.
    Keep smilin'...

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    1. That one lone chin hair that's only visible in a certain light.

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  2. The unspoken things we wish we could say. But often better off if left unspoken. LOL

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  3. I'm surprised the annoying talking lady didn't yank it out. Or perhaps he was growing it just to annoy her.

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  4. Only if you know someone well can you get away with yanking out a rogue hair. Glad you didn't come out with this one, i think you might have gotten a punch in the nose!

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  5. Ohhh, I'd have wanted to pull it out too! Not sure If I'd have been able to contain myself ...

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  6. since they probably don't allow tweezers on flights any more, you'd have to take things into your own hands. :)

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  7. I see a trend here...you think about saying what you want to say, but you don't. Good trend too. A healthy approach.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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    1. Hence the blog. Here you can say what you wanted to say but didn't and entertain us in the process.

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  8. I am a firm believer that eyebrows were created to vex people.

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  9. You're having quite a few Walter Mitty moments on this trip.

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  10. You are too observant for your own good, Joe!

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  11. Actually, getting old has its pitfalls and rogue hairs are just one of many. I personally can't see my own eyebrows, so I have to spend $$ to have them yanked out by someone else.

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  12. Cranky you really need to learn one thing here.

    Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel! lol

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  13. I feel your pain. I found it hard to watch the end of 60 Minutes because of Andy Rooney's eyebrows. And he wasn't even dapper.

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