STUPID HEADLINES 112215
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Court sticks taxpayers with Jerry Sandusky’s pension tab – You have got to be kidding me! Sorry, that may be a bad choice of words.
Mini driver wins Guinness parallel parking record – Why do they have a separate record for little people?
Teen Could Face Charges for Assault with a Deadly Carrot – It could have ended very badly, but the victim fended the attack off with a broccoli stalk.
Unruly’ passenger restrained after incident on British Airways plane to Boston – What, they’ve never seen a Red Sock fan before? (It’s just a joke Suldog.)
Tyson recalls 52K pounds of cooked chicken wings for adulteration – Wow, who knew the ex-champ was that kinky!
Police chief gives himself ticket after accidentally parking in handicap spot – Well, now I’m thinking maybe he is handicapped.
Mizzou, Black Lives protesters say Paris attacks took spotlight – Paris called; you can have your spotlight back.
Scientists teach pigeons to detect cancer – Now if they could only teach them to not peck the patients to death.
No more sex at Abercrombie & Fitch. Stock soars. – At least something is rising.
Man begs for money after risky bet implodes – I’m sure if his gamble hit big he would have shared his profits.
Michael Moore offers to house Syrian refugees – Except Muslims will not live with pigs. (Oh relax; Michael Moore says nasty sarcastic shit all the time.)
Georgia mom, 21, finishes college exam while in labor – She delivered a daughter, said she would take a D but was hoping for a B.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!