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Sunday, November 22, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 112215


STUPID HEADLINES 112215

It is time again for
But...never mind
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

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Court sticks taxpayers with Jerry Sandusky’s pension tab – You have got to be kidding me!  Sorry, that may be a bad choice of words.

Mini driver wins Guinness parallel parking record – Why do they have a separate record for little people?

Teen Could Face Charges for Assault with a Deadly Carrot It could have ended very badly, but the victim fended the attack off with a  broccoli stalk.

Unruly’ passenger restrained after incident on British Airways plane to Boston – What, they’ve never seen a Red Sock fan before? (It’s just a joke Suldog.)

Tyson recalls 52K pounds of cooked chicken wings for adulteration – Wow, who knew the ex-champ was that kinky!

Police chief gives himself ticket after accidentally parking in handicap spot – Well, now I’m thinking maybe he is handicapped.

Mizzou, Black Lives protesters say Paris attacks took spotlight – Paris called; you can have your spotlight back.

Scientists teach pigeons to detect cancer – Now if they could only teach them to not peck the patients to death.

No more sex at Abercrombie & Fitch. Stock soars. – At least something is rising.

Man begs for money after risky bet implodes – I’m sure if his gamble hit big he would have shared his profits.

Michael Moore offers to house Syrian refugees – Except Muslims will not live with pigs. (Oh relax; Michael Moore says nasty sarcastic shit all the time.)

Georgia mom, 21, finishes college exam while in labor – She delivered a daughter, said she would take a D but was hoping for a B.

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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

10 comments:

  1. Michael Moore offering to take Muslims but I haven't heard
    the white house offering. Must be a lot of room there.

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    1. Michael Moore is going to take in those skinny Syrian Refuges, fatten them up and then eat them himself.

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  2. "No more sex at Abercrombie & Fitch" Yeah, I heard Charlie Sheen is now shopping at Target. ;)

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    1. I wouldn't consider contracting AIDS "Winning" but, to each their own.

      If Charlie's happy, who's to judge.

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  3. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Always love these. Moore isn't offering his mansion, but a 700 square foot apartment. Bless his heart.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  4. That's a lot of chicken. Even for Tyson.

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  5. No more sex. Are they going to start make clothes for old farts?

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  6. I was once accused of Adulteration but, they found out the blow-up doll was over 18.

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