Excuse Me, Have You Seen My Balls?
|This cranky re-run is from September 2011, |
inspired by some stupid commercials that were around at the time.
Sorry for the language, I think I've mellowed.
Her reaction? “Really, how much is that going to cost us and you didn’t even check with me? My mother was right; I should have married John Clark!”
“It was FREE you spoiled rich bitch, as if I have to explain to you every FUCKING dollar I spend that I FUCKING earn. I wish you had listened to your mother and married John Clark. Then he would have to put up with your whiney ass. By the way, John Clark is serving 5-10 for embezzlement! Now get your lazy butt in the kitchen and order some takeout you spoiled brat!
“It was free; I signed up with Phones-R-Us for free.”
Five hundred years from today, archaeologists will stumble upon this ad and exclaim,
“Look at this. This is big. I think I have found when the men lost their BALLS!”