I AM NOT ASHAMED TO BE PREJUDICED
A recent trip to Massachusetts has confirmed my dislike for a certain group of people. I know, it is not fair to assume the attributes of a few to everyone in a group, but the behavior of these people is universal in my encounters.
These people are arrogant. These people are selfish. These people are pushy. These people think their shit doesn’t stink, and everyone should just give them their way because they are special.
Well I think they are special…a special kind of obnoxious, and I don’t care who I hurt or what rules of political correctness I am breaking, I do not like anyone in this group and I’m willing to bet there are lots of other people that are on my side but are just afraid to admit it.
Judge me if you want, but I am tired of taking crap from these people. I am tired of being pushed around by these people and I am tired of acting like it is just a few and not everyone.
I am just going to say it. Un-follow me if you must, I do not care. I HATE ANYONE THAT DRIVES A BMW!!*
Beep beep this you Beemer douche bags. You are not special just because you can afford an expensive powerful car.
“Ooh, a Beemer, better move out of the way cause he is sooo special.”
Well no more! When you drive up on my tail I will no longer pull to the right. I am doing 5 MPH over the speed limit, you don’t like it? How about I just slow it down a bit? What’s that, you flash you high beams on me? Oops I need to slow down a little more.
I’m sorry, it’s not you, it is just that I am prejudiced and I hate all BMW drivers.
Is that a hate crime?
*Actually some of my best friends drive BMW’s, but that ruins the satire.