This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
Cheap gas could cause increase in traffic deaths – To some people the glass is half full of poison!
Thief gets stuck in elevator with victim during robbery – Pretty sure that was a Don Rickles episode on The Dick Van Dyke Show.
CDC to help Washington state find source of E. coli outbreak at milk fest – My money is on milk as the source.
George Zimmerman shot at in Lake Mary – Well don’t go swimming with skittles and a hoodie!
Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear – He is still deaf on that side, but complains of hearing “wee wee wee” on his way home.
Principal arrested partially unclothed with student in car; police say they smelled marijuana – There’s a reason they call it HIGH School.
Couple facing 15 years behind bars for having sex on Florida beach – Like being behind any saloon is going to keep these two from copulating!
Man sneezes out toy wedged in nose for 44 years – He had forgotten he brought it to school for “blow and tell.”
Sea Lion Bunks With San Diego Boat Owner – It can get lonely on those boats, but… Hey! At least it's a mammal.
Pennsylvania university student suing school after failing required class twice – Draconian college expects students to study and learn the material…so unfair!
Researchers convert sewer sludge to diesel alternative – Will we be bragging about our MPP? (Miles per poop.)
Student asks girlfriend to prom while jumping out of a plane – That is a big step! I guess he fell for her! Did she say chute no? (That’s all I’ve got.)
Thanks to my pal Marty for a SHS Submission and Comment.
Last week’s fake was:
NONE OF THE ABOVE
You have made a jaded old lady out of me. I think they are all true and how sad is that. You can find Patti here @ http://thenewsixty.blogspot.com/ I think she should change her blog name to the new fifty.
Today I think it's none of the above!!
The legendary fishducky wins again if you liked “Fractured Fairytales” on the “Rocky and Bullwinkle” show, you’ll love fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/
I think they're all true. Everybody's crazy except for Pope Francis and the monkey named Charlotte. I gotta say, a lot of hot grandma’s visit my blog…I’m just sayin! Visit J @ http://www.whathappensatgrandmas.com/
These are all true -- i've been listening to the news more lately, and i'm hearing weird stuff all the time now. My favorite cat lady does mean Cajun accent jokes over @ http://messymimismeanderings.blogspot.com/
I think these are all true this week. Most I've already heard and there are a couple I've not, but I'm going with all of them are true. Who says ex-cops don’t have a sense of humor? GO visit @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/
ONLY 6 WRONG GUESSES
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