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Monday, May 11, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 051015


STUPID HEADLINES 051015 (on Monday 5-11)
It’s time again for
The experts say we are going to be screwed, now I agree!
 
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

 This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.

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YouTube star reveals she has two vaginas – Why does this start up that old Doublemint Gum jingle in my head?

Olympic athlete uses javelin to remove daughter's loose tooth – And I thought that the William Tell arrow thing was dangerous!

Pope Francis learns some basketball tricks from Harlem Globetrotters – He already has a pretty good cross-over.

Study finds beards are covered in poop – So apparently they are also covering a shit eating grin.

Iran's censors struggle to keep Bieber's abs, racy photos off Instagram – Is Bieber sexier than a burka?

Insult to the princess? Japanese zoo flooded with complaints after naming monkey Charlotte – Is the Spider insulted over Princesses name?

Woman sues every gay person on Earth on behalf of God – Pretty sure we’re all God’s creations, so good luck with that.

Designer of 3-D-printed gun challenges feds to Constitutional duel – The gun cannot hurt you unless you are wearing 3-D glasses.

Bank robbery suspect says he's innocent because he said 'please' – Nice try, but there is a loophole, he forgot to say “Thank you.”

Vegas suburb under fire for reportedly looking at stripping ‘integrity’ from ‘core values’ – I’m sure the strippers in Vegas have integrity, and I think it is horrible to refer to their whore values…what…core?...never mind.

Rosie O'Donnell's estranged wife reportedly wants Rosie to be drug tested – Could anything possibly be nastier than a lesbian divorce?

Wife Asks For Divorce Because She Can't Handle Husband's ‘Manhood' – Is “Guilty and proud of it” an acceptable plea in court?

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Last week’s fake was:

Treasure Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina – Pirate’s booty - doody?

Lots of winners:


way to go messymimi!! :)
um, gonna pick petrified poop, i suppose.

Timothy Hecht @ http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com

As a treasure hunter myself, I know that "Treasure Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina" has to be fake because we Treasure Hunters know our shit.


I hope it's the one about the petrified poop--I'd hate to be wrong 2 weeks in a row!!


I am going for the poop too LOL and LOL @ Timothy comment :-)


Does poop petrify in water? I pick that one.


I will go with "Treasure Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina" as the fake. If I am wrong or right it is a crappy guess either way.


While i've helped at an archaeological site where we did find fossilized dinosaur poop (copralite), i'm thinking even that of the dinosaurs wouldn't last under water, much less human waste.


Treasure Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina is my pick.

Sorry, I was on vacation and could not award individual WHOOP-TEE-DOO’s so here is a group congratulatory  WHOOP-TEE-DOO!!

I thought this was just stupid enough to fool everyone…only seven incorrect guesses!

Visit all the winners…I do.

COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
 






 

13 comments:

  1. "Giant ice penis"....Stand back folks. No telling how big this thing's gonna get when the sun comes out!

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  2. Bwahahahahahaha on Lowandslow's comment.

    I'll be back later.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. well, i was tempted with the suing on behalf of god, but i think there are folks crazy enough to do that. so i'll go with 2 vaginas. don't even want to think about it...

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  4. You have made a jaded old lady out of me. I think they are all true and how sad is that.

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  5. Well I never......I'm in shock I got one right hahah!

    Surely has to be Woman sues every gay person on Earth on behalf of God unless the lady is living in a different world LOL

    Have a tanfabulous week :-)

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  6. Lowandslow's funny but wrong--it would get smaller. Today I think it's none of the above!!

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  7. A bank robber doesn't think he's guilty because he said "please?" I don't think so.

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  8. I think they're all true. Everybody's crazy except for Pope Francis and the monkey named Charlotte.

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  9. So hard to choose between the two cooters and the hirsute poopers.

    I'm picking the Double Vagina Gal as fake, and if she's not, shame on you for watching her reveal them on YouTube!

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  10. These are all true -- i've been listening to the news more lately, and i'm hearing weird stuff all the time now.

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  11. I'm beginning to become quite proud of my losing streak. I should charge money for being able to tell people which lottery numbers NOT to pick. Or which line to avoid in the grocery store (mine)! So I'm going with the woman suing every gay person on Earth.

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  12. I snorted tea out my nose, I hope you're satisfied! :)
    R

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  13. I think these are all true this week. Most I've already heard and there are a couple I've not, but I'm going with all of them are true.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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