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Sunday, March 29, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 032915


STUPID HEADLINES 032915
It is time once again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.

Comment moderation is on for one day.

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Kim K. Says spinach wrap helps plump her butt – She’s plump in the sittish cause she wraps up in spinach she’s Kim K the big can ma’am.

Jennifer Aniston admits she likes having some sweat in her hair – Depending whose sweat it is of course.

New Zealand 'Bachelor' contestant farts in front of suitor – As long as she is on this journey for the right reasons I think he could see himself with this person for the rest of his life; time to clear the air and give her a rose. (The six readers who watch ‘The Bachelor’ will get this)

North Carolina man free to stand naked in home’s doorway, police say – Police also say neighbors are free to point, laugh and call him ‘needle dick.’

Lawmaker wants all students to learn cursive handwriting by the end of third grade – What? Teaching third graders to swear! That is just terrible…huh…that’s not cursing, it’s script or longhand.  Well that’s different, hell; I had to learn Latin, everyone should have to learn a few worthless things in school too…never mind.

Arkansas judge in serious condition after pet zebra attack – Judge claimed he thought the horse was safe because “It was behind bars.”

George Zimmerman blames Obama for racial divide – Well who is more qualified to offer such an opinion than George Zimmerman?  Clearly there were no racial issues in this country before President Obama!

Basketball player can use ‘F-word’ last name – But only when being announced for committing a foul.

Bengals tackle Devon Still announces daughter’s cancer in remission – We interrupt these stupid headlines with a nice story.

Bill prohibiting federal workers from watching porn at work – Sure, now that he is no longer President, he wants this stopped!

Naked Paint Parties Prompt Church's Loss of Tax-Exempt Status – It was just one party after a little too much communion wine.

Dem resolution warns global warming could force women into prostitution – It could also cause men to lose their left nut…well it could!

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Last week’s fake was:

Melting snow-statue of “Mt. Rushmore” on Vermont mans front yard now resembles Obama  It is for sale on E-bay, but you have to get your bid in quick.

The winners are:


I wish it was the Israel one, but I'll go for melting snow-statue of “Mt. Rushmore”!!

Akways tough to fool Fran! Say hello @http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ always funny...she is called fishducky, what do you expect?



Melting Obama is fake.

I peaked in Jr High also when the #1 song was “Wake Up Little Susie” this Susie is wide awake and blogging @ http://peakedinjuniorhigh.blogspot.com/ go visit, good stuff!



I had to flip a coin between the melting snow sculpture of Mt Rushmore resembling Obama and the New Mexico man getting arrested for killing a spider.

The coin fell between the cushions on the couch.

Hmmm, do we give partial credit? Hell no! Go tell Uncle Skip “one guess per customer!” you can find him here @  http://lionskip.blogspot.com/



Melting snow-statue of “Mt. Rushmore” on Vermont mans front yard now resembles Obama is my pick, although that spider one has me scratching my head.

Curses I’ll foil her yet! Funny stuff @http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ comedyplus!


10 ½ people guessed wrong!


Come back next week for more


STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

16 comments:

  1. The Farting Bachelor sounds fake to me. God forbid a woman's body should do what it is trained to do and "let go" on national television ;) i don't get the fuss about not farting in front of your potential life partner/husband/significant other.To me, if he either laughs, or doesn't mention it at all - he's a keeper :)
    But saying that...I'm also guessing on Naked Paint Parties Prompt Church's Loss of Tax-Exempt Status- THAT is definitely fake! :P xx

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  2. i like the nice story tucked in there. :)

    shoot, i really want to choose the pet zebra one because your witty add-on seems like you were just itching to use it.okay. so i will, even if i think it's probably true.

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  3. I linked you to Silly Sunday and I'll be back later to guess.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Cranky. ☺

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  4. Alright! I'm back to my losing ways. This week's loser is:

    Bill prohibiting federal workers from watching porn at work.

    Because the Bill is actually prohibiting Federal Workers from Making porn at work. You know them Federal Workers ain't the most physically fit people on the planet. We're all better off if this law passes.

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  5. Global warming and prostitution must be fake. Too sweaty.

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  6. This week most of them sound fake, but I'd guess it's Kim K. Says spinach wrap helps plump her butt

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  7. Mostly for kicks and giggles, I am going with "Bill prohibiting federal workers from watching porn at work " this week.

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  8. I want it to be
    New Zealand 'Bachelor' contestant farts in front of suitor

    I think that's quite endearing, ...smelly but quite endearing :-)

    Have a trumptastic week :-)

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  9. I've got my eye on Porn At Work for the fake. Those sites can be blocked, and if the workers are using their own devices, I'm pretty sure you can't infringe on their rights.

    I was sorely tempted by Kim K the Big Can Ma'am, because what are the odds that such a headline would lend itself to your sophomoric comment?

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  10. I pick the melting snow statue. I don't care that this is last week's fake headline; this is the only way I can win.

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  11. Naked paint parties.

    With my track record, I really should get this shirt that says "Don't get in line behind me" for my trips to the store.

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  12. Is it about the basket ball player?

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  13. F-word last name? Sure, why not. I once sold a home to an Asia guy named Phuc Hu. Bet he had fun going through immigration. I don't think he was tall enough to play basketball, though.

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  14. I will vote for the attacking zebra, even tho I think it might be Kim K!

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  15. Tough week to guess, but I'm going with the Feds making a law against watching porn at work. It seems the least likely, for some reason. :P

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