STUPID HEADLINES 030815
It is time again for
|Obviously he was high before he got high.|
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Astronauts take spacewalk to complete tricky cable job – “Sure it was dangerous, but we didn’t want to miss the finale of ‘The Bachelor!’”
Feds list manatees as endangered, despite years of science-based findings – Imagine that, those dang Scientist Endangered-Manatee-Deniers.
Bald men have more sex, study finds – Sure, but only with bald women.
Nepal official says human waste on Everest a major health, environmental problem – “Ain’t no mountain high enough!”
Couple startles guests with ISIS-themed wedding – “The groom cuts the bride, the groom cuts the bride, Hi-ho-the-derrio, the groom cuts the bride.”
Cats completely take over fishing island – Cool man, that island is hep to the jazz thing.
McDonald's to curb purchases of chicken raised with antibiotics in U.S. – So they’re going to purchase chicken raised with antibiotics from other countries? Now I feel much better.
Last week’s fake was:Climate Change may make Farts visible – So instead of “He who smelt it dealt it” we will have “If you surveyed it you must have laid it.”
This fake headline was stolen from Suldog @ http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com/2015/02/farts.html
Several winners were not fooled, a few people recused themselves as they had read Jim’s post, which was one of Hilary’s "Post of the Week" choices.
Climate change and farts....fake.
My best years were in the 8th grade, so I get this lady…but she hasn't peaked, she's still getting better @ http://peakedinjuniorhigh.blogspot.com/
well, geez. i'm gonna fail miserably this week, i can feel it. so i'll just go with seeing is believing farts.
I hope it's not Climate Change may make Farts visible--some houses would look like they left their Christmas decorations up all year!!
I am going with "Climate Change may make Farts visible" this week. It is fake even if it was in the news.
I can't help myself! If I have to think like Hick, I'm going with Visible Farts as the fake. The whities can never be too tight.
Seven readers guessed wrong!