It is time once again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be a correct answer.
Woman says cop preached to her about Jesus during traffic stop - "Slow down for Christ sake!"
Drunken dancer attacked boyfriend with ax - She wanted top give him a lop dance.
Potato found growing inside woman after being used as contraceptive - Her husband didn't like fish and chips*.
Hidden bra camera shows woman how often breasts are ogled - Most men who were interviewed claim they were merely trying to see if there was a camera in the bra. I know I always check for a camera in a bra.
Brewery promoting beer with boobs - I always liked my beer with pretzels, but I'd be willing to experiment.
Diner owner takes prices off the menu, lets God 'control the cash register' - Is God taking his 10% off the top?
Did Sadie Robertson accidentally admit 'Duck Dynasty' is scripted? - Does anyone who has watched more than 5 minutes of this show not know it i9s scripted?
Man with 17-hour erection admitted to hospital - He also admitted it to the cop on the corner, the fire department, his bowling league, and any woman who would** listen.
Archeologists find 2000 year old skeleton of man who appears to be holding a remote - Only had two buttons, one for Fox News, the other for Cave Drawings.
'Gender inclusive' school district says drop 'boys and girls,' call kids 'purple penguins'- I can't see how that could confuse the children.
*Mrs. C said this is offensive, but she laughed so I left it in.
**Tee hee, I said wood, Val.
Last weeks fake headline was:
NONE OF THE ABOVE
And the winners are: