In the olden days, when moms stayed home and dusted the furniture while wearing a fine dress and pearls, when children played outside until the bell rang for dinner and when dad sat at the head of the dinner table in a jacket and tie with the big piece of chicken; our home had only one phone.
|We had one of these|
|Grandma and Grandpa had one of these.|
|Hey! How Friggin old do you think I am?|