STUPID HEADLINES 081714
It is time once again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be a correct answer.
Ants May Boost CO2 Absorption Enough to Slow Global Warming – But can they counteract all the methane produced by the Uncles?
Rory McIlroy Says Breaking Up With Caroline Wozniacki Has Made Him Better At Golf – Now every golfer in the world wants to date Caroline Wozniaki so they can break up with her!
Exotic dancers protest topless at church- Attendance soars!
Chicken crossing road blocks traffic in Oregon – But why was it crossing the road?
Kenyan who offered 40 goats and 20 cows to Clinton as dowry for Chelsea killed by elephant – Oh sure, blame the Republicans!
Ukraine-bound Russian convoy stuck amid doubts over route – “I’m telling you it says turn left after the white Лечение аэрозолями!”
'Pregnant Man' Has Right To Divorce Wife – He is upset because he doesn’t think the baby is his.
Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad stripped of gold for impromptu strip – So now I guess he won’t become a household name.
Penguin interrupts wedding on Virginia Beach – I guess it was a formal wedding.
Maine men charged with digging up 2 relatives – Big deal, I’ve dug up a bunch of friends on Facebook.
809-pound tiger shark fed to underprivileged Texans – “Here is your knife, fork, snorkel and swim fins, bon apitito and good luck!”
Los Angeles weighs cash incentive in bid to boost voter turnout – And a bonus if you vote for the right person.
Last week’s fake headline was:
Somerville man hit by car is in grave condition – Well not yet, but if he stops breathing then yes.
And the winners are:
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!