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Sunday, August 10, 2014

STUPID HEADLINES 081014


STUPID HEADLINES 081014

It is time once again for


Umm...cause you're dudes?
 
 STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

 

 

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo.  'None of the above' may be a correct answer.

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Police firearms instructor shoots himself in hand during lesson – “And that is how you get off duty with pay for six weeks…any questions?”

Government paralegals ‘paid to do nothing’ rewarded with bonuses – Senators in training.

Women ordered to stop praying inside mall – Church/ discount shoe store…kinda the same thing.

Diaper duty for Calif. taxpayers? – Hehehehe they said diaper doody! (Sorry Val)

Hundreds of cats take over island – Crazy man crazy!

Dean rips university professor for inviting Costa Concordia captain to host safety seminar – His first choice couldn’t make it because he shot himself in the hand.

Wanted suspect taunts police on Facebook, gets arrested – “Na na na na nana you can’t catch…oops.”

Somerville man hit by car is in grave condition – Well not yet, but if he stops breathing then yes.

Kentucky Floating Restaurant Sinks Into River – In my opinion, a floating restaurant ought to…you know…FLOAT!

Russians Mock Obama With Racist Laser Projection On U.S. Embassy In Moscow – Hey Russia, go smoke a pack of cigarettes, drink a quart of vodka, wear your funny hat, do that stupid Russian kick dance, and go F yourself!*

Man buys 23 Burger King pies to spite a small child – Brat was screaming “I want a f***ing pie!” Man in front of the line asked mom to quiet child.  Mom told man to F-off.  Man bought all the remaining pies.

Texas may start allowing alcohol sales at some gun shows – I’d think twice before ordering a shot and a beer.

 

*Mrs. C works for Russians (now US citizens), and they are wonderful people, just don’t mess with our President, we do enough of that ourselves.  Oh yeah, Putin sucks!

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Last week’s stupid headline was:

Miami hooker assaults john she claims stiffed her – Isn’t that what he paid  for?

And the winners are:


I'm going with Miami hooker assaults john she claims stiffed her. I loved your comment. A. Lot. I've known a lot of hooker while I was working and they weren't the ones doing the assaults.

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Quite difficult this week hahah! sooo I will go for

Miami hooker assaults john she claims stiffed her – Isn’t that what he paid for?

Had to larf heheh!

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While it sounds perfectly believable, I'm gonna go with the Miami hooker headline... because I find it the most believable.

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Further research finds that the fake headline has actually been almost spot-on to several real headlines so therefore:


While these are all funny and silly .... they're also sadly possible for one reason or another (none of them good reasons, mind you) .... so I'm going to go out on a limb this week and guess that none of them are fake. Thanks Cranky - hope you have a fun Sunday.

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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

13 comments:

  1. costa concordia captain for me, alex...

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  2. Buying 23 Burger King pies doesn't sound believable so I'll pick that one. Happy Weekend.

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  3. Well some of these I already know are true and a couple are iffy. I'm going to say that all of these are true this week.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. :)

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  4. I'm gonna go our on a limb here and say none of 'em.
    Now, I gotta admit to being a news junky whose family members will not argue with about trivia.

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  5. I am go for "Man buys 23 Burger King pies to spite a small child"



    Although I somehow can imagine that happening LOL

    Have a good week ahead ;-)

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  6. Yay! And thank you very much for the WHOOP-TEE-DOO!! :D My guess this week is women being ordered to stop praying in a mall. Could be entirely true, but I've seen stranger things happening in malls that weren't stopped - so I go with that one this week. Thanks for the fun laugh today, Cranky! Hope you have a great day.

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  7. 23 pies. Hilarious, but not true...

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  8. The diaper duty one had me laughing.

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  9. I'm going with the Costa Concordia captain being invited to host a safety seminar. Some of the other headlines I've seen in the news and I even thought of you and your weekly "stupid headlines" feature. Ha!

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  10. I am going with Dean rips university professor for inviting Costa Concordia captain to host safety seminar. I through the captain is a little trapped that this time.

    I can see the BK pie thing happening. So people are just plan mean.

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  11. Of course I have to choose Diaper Duty for Californians as the fake, because I appreciate your 13-year-old attitude.

    However, my water-fearing self HOPES it's the Costa Concordia Captain Hosting a Safety Seminar. What's next, Smokey Bear asking Mrs. O'Leary's Cow to make a public service announcement with him?

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  12. The time of week in which I get reminded that I lost last time. Dang.

    How about TX and the gun shows...

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  13. Yeah, gotta be the Costa Concordia Captain. Unless that was some sort of National Lampoon prank.

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