THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Sunday, July 13, 2014
STUPID HEADLINES 071314
STUPID HEADLINES 071314
It is time once again for
Only Bill Belichick knows the code.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a
Whoop-tee-do.'None of the above' may be
a correct answer.
Kids With ADHD More Likely to Abuse Drugs –That’s why we need to start them early on
Redefines the 'Run Like a Girl' Stereotype –They are smarter and they live longer,
can you just throw us a bone…men are stronger.Andy Kaufman proved this as the undefeated Inter-gender wrestling
champion of the world.
Lois Lerner in 2013: ‘Need to be cautious
about what we say in emails’ –Because you never know when they may not be accidently
co-author of book on how to survive 'Bulls of Pamplona’ is gored – Well…he did survive.
decide Pluto might be a Planet after all – It will always be Mickey’s dog to me.
pig threatens children walking through Maine woods –What Nancy Pelosi was doing in Maine no one knows.*
beach goes heavy on the anchovies – Personally I prefer my California beach with pepperoni.
sends 14,000 draft notices to men born in 1800s – Fortunately
I drew a high lottery number in 1969.
scientist designs giant, car-juggling robot –
Smart enough to design it, dumb enough to think it is a good idea.
man gives Obama 'reluctant pass' for skipping long BBQ line –Come on dude, even if you don’t like our President, do
you really want the world to seen a clip of him waiting in line for an hour for
a freaking sandwich?Talk about losing
the respect of other nations…
has no idea what he's doing – Neither do I, so why aren’t I rich and famous?
Intoxicated Man Jumps Into Giant
Shark Tank – I think
they could have left “Intoxicated” out of this headline…it is kinda inferred.
come on Liberals you’ve been way meaner to Sarah Palin for almost eight years.
Last week’s fake was:
makes touchdown in New Jersey town – It still lost 7-6 when it
missed the extra point.
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
NOBODY!! Well there were only a disappointing