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Sunday, March 16, 2014

STUPID HEADLINES 031614


STUPID HEADLINES 031614
Sound reasonable to me.

It is once again time for:

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
 
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline is completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-do.  

It's Kim in a landslide: Not one vote cast against Kim Jong Un in North Korea election – And yet people claim he is not popular.

Day care suspends girl over cheese sandwich I think hanging a 2 YO above anything is child brutality.

Records show 'mummified' body voted in 2010 electionIt is good to see that a working stiff still cares enough to vote.

Passengers suing Carnival over crippled cruise seek $5,000 a month for lifeWell, most of the passengers on the Titanic got life for less than $5000.

Texas Man Arrested Wearing Cookie Monster Onesie Can you describe the holdup man?  “Well I didn’t get a good look at his face, but he was wearing a blue cookie monster onesie…and the flap was down.

Waitress fired after calling police on customer – You are supposed to get a tip, not tip off the police.

Sister caught kissing brother in jail – Siblings reportedly also enjoy playing football to a tie.     

Neighborhood Red Flags When Renting – Steer clear of anything on John Wayne Gacy Boulevard.

Man addicted to saliva tries to quit swallowing – He tried chewing spitorette gum, but that didn’t work.

Man may sue first responders who rescued him from car – After that he plans to go to McDonalds for a cup of really hot coffee.

Illinois man protests highway rest stop closure, claims he was conceived in building – EWWW…that’s why they’re closing it!
 
 

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Last week’s fake headline was:

FDA approves Viagra for women – Blue pill comes wrapped inside a diamond ring.

Several people were convinced that:

1 millionth Chevrolet Corvette retrieved from museum sinkhole – Now that is one hell of a big sinkhole!

Was the fake because only eight corvettes went into that sinkhole…one of those cars was the …wait for it…MILLIONTH Corvette to be produced by Chevrolet.

The winners who correctly guessed the fake are:

                          Lowandslow said...

"FDA approves Viagra for women – Blue pill comes wrapped inside a diamond ring."

Ha! Love it. Conversely, they've found something women can eat that will kill all sexual desires....wedding cake. :)

                         Joanne Noragon said...

I believe I read the viagra pill has not been approved for women.
Love the dog DNA. Now that's a summer project for unemployed teenagers.

                         (not necessarily your) Uncle Skip, said...

I must be reading the wrong headlines as I roam the Intertubes.

I didn't see anything about the Viagra for women being approved.

                         IT (aka Ivan Toblog) said...

I'm picking the Viagra for women.

        Visit Scott (Lowandslow) @  http://lowandslow01.blogspot.com/

You will always find fun stuff and a political spat or two and maybe some classic cars at Scott’s…plus if you read his blog, you would have known the i-phone bacon app was real!

Joanne @ http://cuponthebus.blogspot.com/ always good stories, history and …hell, just go visit, how hard is that?

Find Uncle Skip @ http://lionskip.blogspot.com/ because ever one needs an Uncle Skip in their life…just trust me.

IT blogs @ http://wellohyeah.blogspot.com/ he is good for at least a smile a day.

VISIT ALL THE WINNERS

 

Thanks to Uncle Skip for a headline submission.

                                          AND

Visit Sandee’s Silly Sunday for funny jokes and stuff @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/  because I said so (unsolicited plug)!

Come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

9 comments:

  1. "Records show 'mummified' body voted in 2010 election"

    It's nice to see Joan Rivers still gets out.

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  2. oh, heck, i'll pick the brother and sister kissing.

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  3. Thanks for the unsolicited plug. I've linked you too. Forgot the linky again. Old age? Probably.

    Loved them all. I'll bet there were a lot of mummified people that vote in 2010.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

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  4. Man addicted to saliva. Wow! That's my pick this week. I love you headlines and comments on them. Thanks so much for sharing and I hope you have a great Sunday! :D

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  5. My guess is on the guy addicted to saliva.

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  6. I seem to be dreadful at this but I'll pick the waitress calling the cops on a customer.

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  7. I am going with "Sister caught kissing brother in jail." It would be a great Jerry Springer Show.

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  8. I'm drooling for the saliva addict to be the fake this week.

    I'm a little disappointed that you missed the death of the dude with the 132-pound scrotum. I would have sent you a link, but it was the UK Daily Mail, and that site sometimes crashes my Firefox. I know you would have had a totally inappropriate comment on that one.

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  9. I'm really hoping its the saliva one. I would say the conceived in bathroom one but let's face it that's pretty common. The spit one should be a real one. I know a few people that drool all the time. I wish they would swallow it or something. I have had many a spit bath while talking to them.

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