THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Friday, March 14, 2014
IT LOOKS A LITTLE CREEPY
IT LOOKS A LITTLE
Just when I
think I am running out of any material to post, Mrs. Cranky comes through for
got my hair trimmed on Mrs. Cranky’s request.
explain. I am basically bald.I’ve got one of those skin landing strip
kinda things going for me.Several years
ago, Mrs. C thought (decided) I should grow a rat-tail.I thought that was stupid.She said it might be a turn-on.
I grew a
leaning scull now has a liberal looking rat-tail.(Well I could be a bad boy biker dude, except motorcycles scare
the crap outta me.)
At least I
no longer look like our disgraced ex-governor, Jon Corzine.
Disgraced ex-Governor Corzine
I got my hair trimmed at my Sister-in-laws salon.I thought it looked pretty good, but then
when I look in the mirror I see a seventeen year old stud…less the
pimples. Several minutes ago, just
before she left the house to go to work, Mrs. Cranky decided to evaluate my
“I think it is cut a little too
“That’s OK, it does grow back.”
“True, but until it does, it looks
that to their husband?
I guarantee there is not a husband in this
universe that would ever tell their wife their new hairdo looked “kinda creepy!”Even Juan Pablo (The Bachelor…I know, I may be gay) knows to just say, “Ees
OK, ees fine.”
So now for
the next two to three weeks, where ever I go I am going to have “It looks kinda creepy” buzzing through
my mostly bald head.