|There must be a better choice of words|
Ship with mushy bananas ordered to stay in New Jersey port – Because in New Jersey we believe you can never have enough fruit flies.
How to Give a Tiger a Root Canal – Just hand his ex-wife a two iron.
Montana judge sentences woman's attacker to write 'boys do not hit girls' 5,000 times – See how he likes beating the crap out of women with a cramped fist!
McDonald's employee site advises workers to avoid eating fast food – I think they meant Burger King.
In Santa's bag: booze, drugs and immorality, Turkish Muslim group says – And they don’t even mention all the Ho’s.
Study proves left-handed people prefer pepper grinders to shakers – Another study proved that studies studying stupid stuff are stupid.
Oklahoma Zoo Home to America's First Liligers – So if a tiger and a lion mate their offspring is a liger. A liger and a lion mates they have a liliger. If a liliger mates with a tiger will it be a tigerlili?
Fracking saves water and prevents droughts, says study – I wonder who paid for this study.
Last week’s fake headline was:
Man claims drinking pee is healthy – Dude; you’re in trouble!
Further research finds that many people do in fact believe drinking pee is healthy, so this FAKE headline is really not a fair fake. Hey, I was just looking for a stupid play on words with the “you’re in” thing. Therefore I must declare three winners: