STUPID HEADLINES 120813
It is time once again for:
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
Deep-fried turkey is not as unhealthy as you think – The turkey may have a different opinion.
Backlash as Virginia cemetery is dug up to make way for high school football field – Did ya’ll even see “Poltergeist?”
Two thousand dead mice dropped on Guam by parachute – Did they really need parachutes for dead mice?
Pope Francis reveals he used to work as a bar bouncer – They say he had a really effective right Cross!
Wisconsin man angry over grandfather burial mistake – Well he was still alive, but they did everything else perfectly.
Storms of 'sea snot' muck up the ocean floor – I did not read this…I’d rather not know.
San Francisco passes law making “having fun” in city parks illegal – I wonder how they define “Having Fun?”
House members now permitted to say 'Merry Christmas' in constituent mail – This is outrageous!! (The fact that it is even news is rediculous.)
Navajo Code Talker says Redskins name not derogatory – Navajo Chief - Geronimo “Savage Who Scalps Roundeyes” Mendalstein says Redskin name is not a problem.
Library of Congress: 75 percent of silent films lost - So just take any old movie, turn the sound off and play some piano music…damn, how big a deal is this?
Judge orders Colo. cake maker to serve gay couples – “But your Honor, I only wanted a cake!”
Gabriel Byrne on Pope Francis: 'He's a Figurehead' – Pope Francis on Gabriel Byrne: “Who is he?” Cranky on Gabriel Byrne: “Who is he?”
Last week’s fake headline was:
Sanyo to market flat screen TV’s produced by 3-d printer – Wait…WHAT?
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
I'm picking Big Screen Sanyo as fake. We have a 3D printer at school. At the rate that thing operates, it will take about a month for a big screen TV to print.
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Dan the Mountain Man said...
I am going with the flat screen TV one this week. I know you can make guns but I do not think they are up to making a TV at this time.
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HAHA! Thanks for the giggles. Again. TV for me please.
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