THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Saturday, December 14, 2013
I’M OFFENDED THAT I CAN’T BE OFFENSIVE!
I’M OFFENDED THAT I
CAN’T BE OFFENSIVE!
A cranky opinion for
Cranky Opinion Saturday
The following is the opinion of a
cranky old man.Opposing views are
welcome…they are wrong but still welcome and please no name calling; that means
you, you big stupid head!
blind funny?Is being deaf funny?Is being a redneck funny?How about jokes about religion?Are cripples funny?Can you say cripples?Are stupid people funny?Are snobs funny?Are retarded people funny?If stupid people are funny, why aren’t
retarded people funny?How about fat
people, ugly people, clumsy people, nearsighted people, flatulent people?Can different cultures be funny?Amnesia…is that a funny disability?
any topics today that are funny, or at least acceptably funny?Sex is funny…but it is really not
proper to talk about.Are gay people funny?Certainly not.Are straight people funny?
I just don’t
is that allowed to be funny?I’m a WASP;
seems that it is ok to make fun of WASPS. I’m old.Why are old people fair game?Forgetful isn’t funny.Alzheimer’s isn’t funny.
Is “Will and
Grace” funny?They make fun of gay
Tyler Perry?Are his characters
I used to
laugh like crazy at a W.C. Fields routine with a blind person.Of course there is nothing funny about being
What would a
sitcom be like without an occasional bout of amnesia?
ban Mr. McGoo cartoons?
Tourette’s, believe me tics aren’t funny.I often see situation comedies involving Tourette’s.I guess I should be offended.
allergies have rashes, their face gets all bloated
and they almost die. It makes for some comical situations on TV.Is that really a condition we should make fun
A Jew, a
Catholic and a Muslim walk into a bar…STOP
babies on a plane…NOT FUNNY!!
impediments…NOT FUNNY ELMER!! NOT FUNNY
are not funny.Tall people are not
funny. Slip on a banana peal...why is that funny? Pie in the face...hey that hurts!
I think we
should outlaw humor.It offends too many
people.So many things to offend people,
I don’t know what I’m allowed to laugh about anymore anyway.
Just stop it
everyone!Stop making fun of conditions
that are not fun.We need to be more
sensitive.Stop being so damn offensive.
Just cut it
The preceding opinion was that of a
cranky old man and not necessarily that of management…Mrs. Cranky.