STUPID HEADLINES 112413
It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
Being Bilingual May Delay The Onset Of Alzheimer's – Or at the least you forget stuff in multiple languages.
Oxford dictionaries name 'selfie' as word of the year – Damn, I was routing for “gubba.”
George Zimmerman charged with assault and battery after disturbance call – He is claiming self -defense because his girlfriend was wearing a hoodie and offered him some Skittles.
Mississippi girls' basketball coach resigns after allegations he bit player – Girl failed to set a pick, and coach Tyson just lost his cool.
Woman arrested 396 times vows to turn life around – So after 396 she’s going to do a 360?
Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen bodyguards sentenced to 5 years after shooting – So I guess Brady is going to miss a few games, what was he thinking.
Gay waitress who received note about 'lifestyle' in place of tip will donate to Wounded Warrior Project - I wonder if the deadbeat asshole who left the note will contribute the withheld tip to a worthwhile cause…Hmmm…probably not.
Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch-Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong" – Cranky Old Man does not normally include headlines of a tragedy, but this is just over the top!
OK, just checked this out and it is a hoax…still funny! (Not counted as the fake headline because it is a real fake headline…or something…
It will be called the i-lid.
British People Are Furious That Kate Middleton Twirled Her Hair In Public – Hmmm…that is really disgusting especially for someone in British Royalty…WHAT? Oh…PUBLIC…never mind.
Navy POW held by China runs for Senate in Nebraska – Ah…excuse me, China, but if he is in Nebraska YOU’D BETTER LET HIM GO!!
Two men save shark from choking on moose – Telegram …Ah… candygram…Er…mailman…Hmmm…landshark. http://telly.com/GVSNS
Last week’s fake headline was:
Three year old daredevil jumps 27 Tinker Toys with a tricycle – “Tot Tops Toys on Trike!”
The winners who correctly identified the fake:
i'm going for 3 yr old evel knievel.
i think it's the tinker toy story. i don't think a kid today has any idea what a tinker toy is.Visit TexWisGirl @ http://run-a-roundranch.blogspot.com/
Visit lime @ http://houseoflime.blogspot.com/
The fishducky award for funniest comment goes to lime who didn’t think a three year ole jumping tinker toys on a trike was strange, but reasoned that a kid today wouldn’t kno know what a tinker toy is.