STUPID HEADLINES 092213
It is time once again for:
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
74-Year-Old Drives 3 Million Miles in Same Volvo – Just like a guy, 3 million miles and he still won’t ask for directions.
Why Judge Judy is the highest paid TV star in the world – Easy, because she is the best…don’t get me started, and do not mess with Judge Judy!!
Crayola introduces a pack of 28 different “flesh” color crayons – Colors go from “Pasty Honky White” to “Seal Black” with shades in between including “Fake tan Kardasian” and 15 different shades of “Michael Jackson.”
World's first 'invisible' skyscraper planned for South Korea – This is not a first, there are invisible skyscrapers all over the world, it’s just that no one can find them.
French Senate votes to ban child beauty pageants – It’s about time, how can the Senate conduct business with a child beauty pageant going on?
John Sterling blows Alex Rodriguez call – Just four little letters away from being a major news story!
One in 8 workers will never retire – That is difficult for me to believe!
Seven out of eight workers will eventually be fired* – Oh, now I get it.
Clicking 'Like' on Facebook is free speech, court rules – Court also rules that “lol” is stupid.
California college bars student from handing out copies of Constitution – That, of course, is unconstitutional, but the students will never know.
Syria moves chemical weapons again, motive unclear – Ok, here is the pea, keep your eye on the shell. Over here, over there, in the middle? Where oh where?
Two teens attack one's mom, plan to eat her liver – Must be one special recipe, my mom had to force me to eat her liver.
Last week’s FAKE stupid headline was:
Gun toting skydiver shoots chute – “G E R O N I NO!”
Sadly the “human toe” cocktail headline was real.
There was only one winner…guess who got it…FISHDUCKY
Honorable mention goes to TexWisGirl who said:
oh, this is a tough week. :) i'm going with transparent car. or whatever fishducky picks...
Check out TexWisGirl for picture stories of birds, dogs, turtles, fences and more…trust me, it is good stuff!
TexWisGirl & I are voting for the skydiver!!
Only check out this blog if you like to laugh!
*This does not count as the fake…Fishducky knew that!