STUPID HEADLINES 081113
It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
One headline is completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
Citrus farmers enlist army of wasps to help save crops – You know the economy is bad when white Protestants have to take farm work.
15-ton ball of fat removed from London sewer – It was just Michael Moore filming an underground movie.
Sheriff's deputy arrested for pistol-whipping his father when he caught him having sex with his wife in their son's bedroom –
Alaska man kills charging bear with assault rifle – Man claims the hardest part was wrestling the assault rifle from the bear.
American tourist snaps finger off 600-year-old statue at Italian museum – Museum guards were outraged, especially after the tourist gave them the finger.
Tree Worker Rescued After Being Pinned In Old Bridge, N.J. – Well, the Maple was a state champion.
Florida man who survived lightning strike now recovering from shark bite in Bahamas – Well I guess God doesn’t love everyone.
California man who thought he was a lesbian gets sex change – He then wanted to change his mind, but brain transfers are illegal in California.
Shark found on New York subway car – Big deal, It is Shark Week!
New Zealander building 3D-printed Aston Martin DB4 – But you have to wear those funky glasses to drive the thing.
Skydiver escapes locked coffin, parachutes to safety – I have heard of a skydiver forgetting his parachute, but to forget you are in a locked coffin?
A Book the Size of a Ladybug – I really don’t want to say this, but I cannot help myself…“Just the right thing for some light reading.”*
Britney Spears Wears Mini Dress and Thigh-High Boots to Church - This is outrageous and unbelievable! Britney went to church?
Bill to allow transgender students to choose bathrooms moves to California governor's desk – I wonder how much it will cost California tax payers when all government buildings have to have a His/Hers/and Whatever.
US to re-open 18 closed embassies this weekend – President Obama has a 9:00 tee time!
*I said I was sorry!
Last week’s fake headline was:
High School Football Team changes offense to shotgun formation when girl tries out for center - I’m not going to touch this one either.
And the only winner – Ratta tat tat…CRASH!
I'll give it another go--how about "High School Football Team changes offense to shotgun formation when girl tries out for center"?
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