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Sunday, August 18, 2013
NO MORE STUPID HEADLINES
NO MORE STUPID
Due to a
lack of interest, last week was the swan song for Cranky’s Stupid Headlines of
the week.This weekly post has been my
least viewed every week for months.The
fake headline contest is only participated in by a handful of readers so I have
decided to pull the plug on Stupid Headline Sunday.
Oh hell, the
stupid headlines crack me up so for my own enjoyment I will continue with:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY 081813
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is
completely made up.Guess the fake and
win a mention.
Al Roker oversleeps, misses early morning weather show – Big deal!I
oversleep and miss that show every day.
Tennessee judge rules infant's name must be changed from 'Messiah' – Judge changed babies name to Sal, middle name Vation.
fish invading Denmark, authorities warn – I am feeling a new hit movie…“Castrato!”
Florida woman begs on street for bigger boobs – Oh big deal, I’ve been begging for bigger boobs since I
California law allows transgender
students to pick bathrooms, sports teams they identify with – Sadly, this is NOT
the fake headline!
New line of cups and straws detect date rape drugs – It seems like they just got rid of pantyhose, and now
Archeologist finds missing link…and then loses it! – He is now heading an expedition to find the missing, missing link.
Anthony Weiner's sext partner: Conservative women 'self loathing' like 'Fox
News fembots' – Words of wisdom from a 23 year old
bimbo who was in love with a phone-sex asshole who looks like his face is in a
wind tunnel and texts pictures of his penis to multiple women.My kind of feminist!
Iran bans 'catwalk model' councilwoman from office over her looks – So Iran bans women from office if they are
attractive…that is completely unfair to .05% of the population!
Spoon in underwear saving youths from forced marriage – Not what my parents called “spooning,” just a new way to
prevent getting “forked.”
There was only one person who correctly
identified last week’s fake headline.
As it turns out, the fake headline was
not really fake at all, which explains why fishducky was confused.
The person who correctly identified the
fake headline which was actually not a fake was: