MRS. CRANKY’s BIRTHDAY
I wish I had met my wife before I was married the first time. Of course she would have only been nine so maybe that wouldn’t have worked.
Mrs. Cranky was born Bloopte-bloop years ago today. I swear she was born in 1938 based on her knowledge of music and other things. I seldom think of her as younger than I because we have so much in common that I think our age must be similar as well.
We have the same taste in music, except I like bluegrass and country and she hates bluegrass and country. She likes music from the eighty’s. I had three children at the time and missed the eighties alltogether.
Mrs. Cranky loves ballroom dancing. I like to watch ballroom dancers…well I watch the women.
Mrs. Cranky is half Italian and half Irish. I am half-assed.
I love Italian food. Mrs. Cranky is Irish in the kitchen.
I love sports. Mrs. C is a Met fan.
I particularly love football. Mrs. C roots for the Lions.
My favorite cartoon is Bugs Bunny. Mrs. Cranky is a Disney Club member.
I hate concerts. Mrs. Cranky loves concerts.
Mrs. Cranky is a human GPS system. I get lost coming back to bed from the bathroom.
I guess maybe we don’t have anything in common after all.
Happy Birthday Karen, I love you anyway!