Stupid Headlines 072113
It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
|I hope they stop him before he hurts himself!|
________________________________Saudi Arabian Airlines reportedly refuses Israeli passport holders to purchase tickets – This makes sense, Saudi airplane terrorists outnumber Israeli by 276 – 0…those Israeli terrorists are long overdue.
Man Buys Toy Poodles, Learns They’re Ferrets on Steroids – The huge Neanderthal forehead, tiny testicles and poor anger management should have been a big give away.
Human-powered helicopter beats the odds – Man succeeded in take-off, but crashed due to a torn rotator cuff.
Amanda Bynes calls President Obama, Michelle 'ugly' – Now that I’ve Googled, “Who the F is Amanda Bynes” I don’t think the Obamas should be too upset.
|Thinks the Obamas are ugly?|
Danish woman runs 366 marathons in 365 days – Big deal, I ran a rat race every day for 40 years!
Able-bodied woman wants surgery to make her paraplegic – Her brain surgery to turn her into an idiot was clearly successful.
Colorado town, concerned about surveillance, considers drone hunting licenses – This might become more popular than Snipe Hunting.
Waitresses in body paint prompts Texas town to change clothing law – Waitresses filed a complaint against the town law requiring waitresses to cover their top in body paint.
Atheist group demands crosswalks be referred to as “pedestrian safety zones”- Maybe we should also refer to Easter as “more east!”
Oklahoma man arrested after woman spots him in toilet – Puts a new light on the term Peeping Tom. Man is in deep shit for being in deep shit.
10 Things NOT to Say to a Person with Migraines – Number 1 is “DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN THE BLINDS AND LET SOME SUNSHINE IN?”
Honda builds a 130 mph lawn mower – Oh great! I can hardly wait until my neighbor opens that puppy up at 7am on a Saturday!
Billions spent in Obama climate plan may be virtually useless, study suggests – I’m guessing this is one expert study that will be ignored.
President George HW Bush's son rescues woman boating in Maine – You
have to wonder…whose SON is he now?
Last week fake headline was:
New Jersey man jumps from plane without a chute and survives! - Man credits his life with the fact the plane had not yet taken off.
And the winners who correctly identified the fake were:
Okay, I'll take the New Jersey plane-jumping survivor as fake. I hope he celebrated with a dirty-water drink that he thought was actual alcohol.
Val is getting harder and harder to fool, plus because she dissed NJ, please do not encourage her by visiting her blog @
http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/ she is funny, but for dissing NJ she must be punished so do not visit this site
Dan the Mountain Man said...
I am going with the New Jersey man jumps from the plane as the fake. But the President Obama with the broccoli is tempting to pick. But Bush one said he did not like it so I can see President Obama saying it.
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