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It is time once again for:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments
Who'd a thunk it?
Britney Spears Flashes Her Bare Bottom at Sons’ Soccer Game & Wins Most Embarrassing Mom – Honey Boo Boo’s mom loses close vote as Britney backs in.
North Carolina church vows to stop marriages until same-sex couples can wed – This is just Liberalism run wild! It should be first come, first serve. The same-sex couples should have to wait their turn to marry just like everyone else.
Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods Dating – Golfer is paired with world class skier. He thought getting wacked by a two iron was bad; has he even heard of ski poles?
Employees Tracked With 'Productivity' Sensors – “Hey it looks like solitaire, but I’M THINKING!!”
See-through pants problem causes Lululemon recall – So is “Lululemon recall” psycho-babble for “I remember what an ass looks like?”
Florida school bus driver fights suspension for taking call from Marine son – There were no children on the bus, and if she lost the call she could not speak to her son for another month; unfortunately rules today do not allow people to think.