The Differences Between Men and Women
Oh grow up! We all know the biological differences between men and women, what I find interesting is gender differences which do not seem to have any biological basis and yet are universal to all men and women.
I know the differences; I do not know the reasons why.
Why do men clap with cupped perpendicular hands while women clap with parallel flat hands?
Why do men laugh stamping their feet and loudly clapping, and women are apologetic, laughing with their face covered by both hands?
Why do men wipe their eyes when they tear up, and women wave their hands over their eyes as if that will push the tears back? (Uh ah, I see women do this even they do not have eye make-up.)
Why do men sit with their arms spread out, and women sit with hands folded on their lap.
When you take a picture of a group of men at a party they go into body builder poses, women link arms and stick their tongues out. What’s up with that?
Why do women get in each other’s face when they argue but seldom get violent, while when men get in each other’s face a punch will be thrown?
Why do men enjoy a good belch or fart, but women turn red over the slightest burp or ferp*?
Why do women use perfume…they already smell good?
Why do women spend so much time on facial make-up when men are just staring below their neck?
Why do men lift weights and play sports to impress women and women sleep with the skinny guitar player?
Why do men never know where a game on TV is being played and that is the only question women ever ask about a game?
Why do fat women claim they never eat, skinny women claim to be chocoholics and all men just eat, burp, and ask for seconds?
Why do I even give a hoot, as long as we have those biological differences?
*FERP - a tiny female fart.