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Friday, September 28, 2012

THE REAL TODDLERS OF CENTRAL VALLEY


THE REAL TODDLERS OF CENTRAL VALLEY
RTOCV up to no good!

One of the most popular TV reality franchises today is Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives Of” series.  There are RHO-New Jersey, Atlanta, New York, Orange County and Miami.  All are intoxicating train wrecks as the cameras follow these rich, shallow and spoiled women around their everyday lives.  It is very easy to get hooked on these shows.

On Thursdays I baby sit my son’s two toddlers.  The lives of these two are every bit as interesting as the lives of those rich, spoiled housewives.

I think I will start my own series: “Real Toddlers of Central Valley.”

The intrigue of these two is a natural:

Will Cole whack Conner when no one is looking? 

Will Conner get him back? 

How many toys can they break in an hour? 

What is wrong with every meal they are presented with?

Do I smell poop? 

Why are they giggling…it can’t be good?

The highlight of this week’s episode is Connor and Cole talking:  

What are they saying?
Let’s listen in to Connor, Cole and Grandpa Joe in this week’s episode of:
 
THE REAL TODDLERS OF CENTRAL VALLEY
 
Cole asks Connor, “Which do you like the most?” 

Connor responds, “I likes Pussy?” 

Grandpa Joe hearing only the last comment, “What?...Cole, what did Connor just say?”

“He likes Pussy.”

“WHAT!”

“Pussy, Pussy, Connor faborite is Pussy.”

“PUSSY!”

“Yes, Pussy.  Me like Thomas the Tank Engine betterest.”

“Oh PERCY…PERCY from ‘Thomas the Tank Engine’... pshew!"
 
 
 
 
 

 

Tune in next Thursday when Cole says, “Connor don ring the Pee-Pee bell.”

AND

The boys sing from “Snow White and the Three Dwarfs”

“Asshole, asshole, it off on work we go.”

“WHAT?”  

13 comments:

  1. Nothing in the world is funnier or more terrifying than listening to two little brothers taking over the universe!

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  2. That's my absolute favorite song from "Snow White"!!

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  3. Oh, the darn things kids say. Let me know when your program premiers.

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  4. Remember the kids segment at the end of Art Linkletter's show years ago? I guess kids really haven't much changed since then. God love 'em! ;)

    S

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  5. How magical and innocent he young are, and how lovely to hear that they love an English programme like Thomas the Tank, with Thomas, Percy, the Fat Controller and all the other characters I can't remember now that my youngest is 13 and doesn't watch any longer!

    I bet Ringo doesn't do the narration anymore either, does he?

    Lou :-)

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  6. I'll bet that young blond fellow is an even bigger imp than the tall dark one.

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  7. From the mouth of a child, gotta love them.

    I remember the time one of my boys was excited to see his uncles dog who had just returned from the vet, picture this the whole backyard full of relatives turned to look as he yelled and said "Look Cotton has a Heart On" hardly anyone noticed the heart shaped rabies tag that the dog was wearing Ha Ha

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  8. Hahaha! Umm I would totally watch a show with cutie patootie toddlers... The Real Toddlers of Central valley

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  9. hey, i think you've got a good idea.. i think it'd be a hit.. kids are way funny...

    oh, and you forgot the beverly hills housewives... :)

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  10. Adorable!! I would totally watch their reality show!! :D

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