It is Sunday; welcome to Cranky’s weekly stupid headlines and my even stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
Obama reveals his favorite Girl Scout cookie – Unlike the Clinton administration, he is talking about a COOKIE!
Married Olympic couple can’t room together, claim discrimination – Couple can’t couple.
Luke Skywalker knocks Romney as ‘not human’ – I try not to get political, but Luke Skywalker is not real. This comment came from actor Mark Hamill at…are you ready…COMIC-CON. Can you say LOSER?
Needles found in sandwiches on 4 Delta flights from Amsterdam to US- Airlines apply the standard $25 per needle charge to passengers.
Bible study group reportedly no longer welcome at New Jersey McDonald's – Restaurant says the periodic meetings are clearly a violation if Church and Steak.
10 Tropes About Women That Women Should Stop Laughing About – WTF is a Trope?
2 Seattle men stopped at border for having illegal chocolate eggs – Eagle eyed border agents stopped the men after spotting the eggs hidden in a 20 lb. bag of cocaine.
Naked Cowboy vs. Naked Indian: Times Square showdown – Are “The Village People” back?
Ford recalls 2013 Escapes; engines can catch fire – Ford psychics also warn that the 2015 Ford XT16 SUVS will have braking issues. Future buyers should expect recalls.
New Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer nabs $71 million pay package – WHAT?? How many homeruns did she hit last year?
Fred Willard busted for alleged lewd conduct at a XXX movie theater – Who knew XXX movie theaters even existed anymore? Now this I did not make up; the article claims Fred Willard is currently in preproduction of a movie titled…wait for it… “The Yank.”
Mom's nut consumption tied to less allergy in kids – Nope! Not with a ten foot pole!At least 21 treated for burns after trying to walk on coals at Tony Robbins event – Motivational speaker motivates 21 idiots to walk barefoot on hot coals after motivating them to spend big bucks on his motivation speech. “YOU CAN DO IT!...but you probably shouldn’t”