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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Headlines 052712

Headlines 052712


It is Sunday and here are Cranky’s goofy headlines and my stupid, sophomoric sometimes offensive comments!



Will Smith slaps male reporter for kissing him Smith insists reporter at least buys him a drink first (rim shot).

Iraq war veteran fights to keep license plates Virginia deems offensive to ArabsVet insists “TWLHDSSK” are the initials of his future children: Thomas, William, Lewis, Henry, Donna, Sara, Sam and Ken.

Pastor delivers anti-gay rant, suggests building electric fence around ‘queers and homosexuals’ – OK, maybe build a fence around queers, but queers AND homosexuals?

Former CNN exec videotaped putting dog feces in neighbor's mailboxExecutive is arrested for failing to pay proper postage.

Washington man accused of hitting noisy kid at a theater – Seriously, who hasn’t wanted to do that?

Ancient Bethlehem seal unearthed in Jerusalem – Finding a seal proves that Israel was once under the ocean (I’m sorry, that was weak).

Global warming winner: Once rare butterfly thrivesScientists are baffled at species ability to adapt positively to the massive 1% temperature rise this past 100 years.  Evolution?  

Tim Tebow did not become a great quarterback today – I’ve heard of slow news days, but this is ridiculous!

Man Admitted to Hospital for Kidney Stone, Discovers He's a WomanThis is why I go for regular check- ups.

Device May Let Humans Talk to Dolphins – Eck eck ek ek ek ek ek….ECK?  

Escaped cows spotted drinking beer after crashing party in small Massachusetts town – Bovines are arrested for flashing their teats.
Porn star Jenna Jameson gets DUI after hitting pole – A porn star on a pole?  This is really a slow news day!



Next Sunday June 3, is the Cut-a-thon: Cuts for a cure of Pancreatic cancer.  See:
http://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2012/05/help-end-pancreatic-cancer.html

Donations can be made through:
http://www.lustgarten.org/page.aspx?pid=765&tab=0&frsid=17005


 

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