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Saturday, March 17, 2012

MORE STUPID REALITY TV STUFF

MORE STUPID REALITY TV STUFF


Are you lacking a little self-esteem?  Feeling a little stupid?  Need a self-worth pick-me-up?  Watch a little reality TV!

EXAMPLE:

“I sat home alone throwing up with diarrhea because of you” – Danielle “Real Housewives of New Jersey”


“I was so scared of flying I used to ‘roofie’ myself…but now I think it’s illegal to do.” – Brandi “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (contributed by mommy bags http://mommybags.blogspot.com/)

“I’m pretty smart, my IQ is like…10 inches” – “Beauty and the Geek Australia” (Contributed by Dr. Bron http://drharmanmodernfamily.blogspot.com/)

“I’m like a bull in a candy shop” – Carolyn “Real Housewives of New Jersey”

“It’s so expensive I was hoping I wouldn’t like it”   Bride on “Say Yes to the Dress”

“Dependency is a bottomless pit with spikes on the bottom.”  Conservative dude on “Fox Five.”

“Maybe you should redo your vowels.” A mom on “Dance Moms” when trying on Wedding gowns.          She said it TWICE!!



A special shout out to this Dr. Phil conversation and Dr. Phil’s attempt to save another marriage in 45 minutes:

Dr. Phil to the husband: “Did you ever hit your wife?”

Husband: “Not in the face!”

Dr. Phil to the husband: “Did you ever threaten to kill your wife with a gun or a knife?”

Husband: “No!”

Dr. Phil: “You never threatened to kill your wife?”

Husband: “Not with a gun or a knife!”

Later in the show…Dr. Phil: “If I offer y’all resources from the very best counseling and anger management services in the country will you try to save this marriage?” 

WTF!!

 Dr. Phil!! 

“Not in the face…not with a gun or a knife!!”

 Doc…this marriage is toast you freaking idiot…frig your RESOURCES!!



I do not watch “Jersey Shore” (I have some standards) otherwise this post might never end!

2 comments:

  1. Wow. That's all I can say... Oh, and Dr. Phil needs to tell the woman to run.

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  2. That was a good laugh for a Sunday morning! I'm a Dr Phil fan (although I confess I have not actually watched his program) but I'm with Lara on that one! x

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