MORE STUPID REALITY TV STUFF
“I sat home alone throwing up with diarrhea because of you” – Danielle “Real Housewives of New Jersey”
“I was so scared of flying I used to ‘roofie’ myself…but now I think it’s illegal to do.” – Brandi “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (contributed by mommy bags http://mommybags.blogspot.com/)
“I’m pretty smart, my IQ is like…10 inches” – “Beauty and the Geek Australia” (Contributed by Dr. Bron http://drharmanmodernfamily.blogspot.com/)
“I’m like a bull in a candy shop” – Carolyn “Real Housewives of New Jersey”
“It’s so expensive I was hoping I wouldn’t like it” Bride on “Say Yes to the Dress”
“Dependency is a bottomless pit with spikes on the bottom.” Conservative dude on “Fox Five.”
“Maybe you should redo your vowels.” A mom on “Dance Moms” when trying on Wedding gowns. She said it TWICE!!
A special shout out to this Dr. Phil conversation and Dr. Phil’s attempt to save another marriage in 45 minutes:
Dr. Phil to the husband: “Did you ever hit your wife?”
Husband: “Not in the face!”
Dr. Phil to the husband: “Did you ever threaten to kill your wife with a gun or a knife?”
Dr. Phil: “You never threatened to kill your wife?”
Husband: “Not with a gun or a knife!”
Later in the show…Dr. Phil: “If I offer y’all resources from the very best counseling and anger management services in the country will you try to save this marriage?”
“Not in the face…not with a gun or a knife!!”
Doc…this marriage is toast you freaking idiot…frig your RESOURCES!!
I do not watch “Jersey Shore” (I have some standards) otherwise this post might never end!