It’s late Sunday, the Super Bowl is over, the Giants won as predicted by Cranky Old Man, now it is time for this week’s stupid headlines and Cranky’s even stupider comments:
Texas teenagers arrested after allegedly shooting women with darts in Walmart parking lot – Texas has strict rules against shooting darts in parking lots.
TSA agents reportedly wait 6 hours before alerting cops about potential bomb – They took their time because they thought it was a TIME BOMB! Sorry, it’s the Tourette’s
Muslims, Atheists Pressure Military to Remove Christian Speaker – Citing “Religious freedom and pluralism” Muslims and Atheists demand Christian not speak. Wha Wha What!!
Occupiers Dump Condoms on Catholic School Girls – Occupy Wall Street spokesperson wonders, “Why don’t we get more credibility, we have so much class?” Cranky says, “Oh yeah, Catholic school girls, now that is what’s wrong with our country.”
Obama says his policies are extension of his faith – ACLU objects citing a conflict between church and state.
Ron Paul supporter files lawsuit against Gingrich campaign for broken foot - So if he wins the lawsuit…who breaks his foot?...Would a Ron Paul supporter be considered a Gingrich ARCH enemy? Sorry, it’s the Tourette’s
One Million Moms to JC Penney: fire Ellen, she's gay – Ellen to one million moms: Fuck you, I’m rich!
Wes Welker is a big fan of Tom Brady’s toilet – But Brady complained that Wes left a ring on his super-bowl!
Congress makes it tougher to shoot in U.S. capitol – ACLU vows to take this ruling to the Supreme Court, “Assassins have rights too!”
Some blacks insist: 'I'm not African-American' – They now insist on being referred to as “Notacracker-American”