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Sunday, December 4, 2011

HEADLINES 120411

HEADLINES 120411


It’s Sunday, time for my weekly least read post.  If nothing else I am persistent.  Here are this week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric comments:

Egypt's Military Ruler Urges Voters to Attend Protested Elections- Don’t you think they should urge the non-voters to attend? Just a thought.

6th Earthquake in 4 Days Recorded in Oklahoma- Al Gore cites earthquakes in the east and mid-west as more proof of the negative effects of global warming.

Court to look at overtime pay for drug sales repsDrug dealers get overtime?

Kidnapper Sues Former Hostages, Says They Broke Promise- They promised not to escape after he promised not to kill them.  They escaped anyway!

Bicyclist Gets Nearly $100G After Fall on Icy TrailDamn, I’d give maybe a buck fifty to see that, but 100 grand!!

Flying squirrels invade hospital emergency room for second time in two weeks – Administrator says “First the moose and now the flying squirrel.  When will it end?”

Fort Worth Bans Santa From Classrooms – Chimneys are all boarded up to prevent entry.

Prozac Might Ease Repetitive Behaviors in Some Adults With Autism - Prozac Might Ease Repetitive Behaviors in Some Adults With Autism -Prozac Might Ease Repetitive Behaviors in Some Adults With Autism.

Cain's Wife Didn't Know He Was Giving Ginger Wood MoneyWood money?  Is that what they’re calling it now?

Hunter Captures UFO In Nevada – Hunter was forced to let it go when told it was not yet UFO season.

Saudi report: Women driving spurs premarital sex – Saudi King Abdulla mandates women driving.

Flesh-eating banana fears hit Mozambique – This one looks easy, but I got nothing.  Isn’t that the name of a new rock group; “Flesh Eating Bananas”? 

I will award a WHOOP-TEE-DOO for the best stupid sophomoric comment to this headline!

1 comment:

  1. Flesh-eating banana fears hit Mozambique-

    Viagra sales plummet!

    ReplyDelete

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