MY FIRST BLOGGING ADVERTISMENT
No need for collateral, your kneecaps will do!
Last week, I went into New Brunswick and grabbed a little old lady’s pocketbook. I
Whoop-Tee-Doo! I got my first advertisement. When I started this blog, I vowed to never indorse a product I myself would not use. Therefore, when I was approached by Vinnie’s Bail Bond Agency I decided to do some research before I offered my endorsement.
Bail was set for $500.00 and Vinnie came through. Just one easy call and he was there with the money. I signed a few papers and I was out of jail until my court hearing. It was as easy as that.Vinnie made the transaction easy and enjoyable. He cheerfully explained that if I jumped bail he would track me down, kick my ass and break my legs. Vinnie was very clear about the terms of our contract. It was a positive experience. I am positive I will repay the bail!
Having done my research I can unequivocally recommend “Vinnie’s Bail Bond Agency” for anyone in the New Brunswick, New Jersey area who finds themselves in a bit of a legal bind.
Yes Vinnie’s where if you fuck up he will help you out, and if you don’t repay he will fuck you up.Another bit of news, my blog will be suspended three months beginning November 15. It seems I will not have computer access in my new temporary lodging.