“Yes Sir. Do you need new wipers?”
“Just an oil change and a lube please.”
“We have a special on the four wheel transmission fluid change.”
"Just an oil change and a lube please.”
“OK, yes Sir. How about filters, hoses or belts?”
“Oil and lube please.”
"OK, suit yourself.”
I settled back as Gil and the unseen workers under the bay went through the check list of stuff.
“You know, the dealers only want to sell cars, they don’t really care about preventative maintenance and they’ll charge a fortune.”
“You’ll be sorry,” Fucking Gil!