GRANDPA JOE THURSDAY
For some of you out there who have requested a Thursday Grandpa Joe baby-sitting update here it is.
This week was relatively uneventful, which means I didn’t lose a single child. Connor had the sniffles, and is apparently afraid of tissue paper. He has no problem at all with my shirt, so I had to learn to do the tissue paper sneak up.
Connor rewarded me with a little extra diaper treat three times. The little rascal has a camouflaged butt. He has natural specks and a large birthmark which look like he has not been completely cleaned. It took three cleanups and I had nearly wiped him raw when I realized he had natural decoy poop specks.
Cole’s grandma came by to take Cole to Barnynoven for a story book reading which I think Grandma Elaine enjoys as much as Cole.
Cole came home in time to meet Randy who almost crossed me up because he changed the direction of his route. Fortunately I heard him approach and Cole got his weekly garbage truck fix, his Randy Hello, and a big garbage truck goodbye honk.
My toddler vocabulary is increasing. In a few years I may be fluent. Hopefully the toddlers will learn English first. My new toddler vocabulary words (I try and use in a sentence three times a day) are:
Prensins – Pretzels
Oxes – Sox
Oopie - Change my diaper quick!
Barnynoven – Barnes and Noble
I leave this last vocabulary word for you moms out there to figure out.
The winner gets a whoop-tee-doo.