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Monday, July 25, 2011

LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

THESE ARE SOME OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

Concerts and operas and shows with magicians;
Getting much older and losing friends through attrition.

Waking at night and having to pee;

These are the reasons I hate being me.

When the Yanks win, when I drink gin;

When I’m feeling glad.

I simply remember all of these crappy things;

And then I just feel so mad.


A fly in my ice tea, a broken down telly;

My seat at the movies next to a guy that is smelly.

My razor is rusty the aftershave stings;

These are some of my least favorite things.

When the sun shines, when I drink wine
When I’m feeling grand.
I simply remember my least favorite things;

And then I feel like shit! And I get really cranky, and I hate that fucking happy Julie Andrew’s whiskers on kittens shit!
Sorry, I’m running short on material.

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2 comments:

  1. Lol Joe...reading this kind of reminded me of your alternative lyrics for Imagine in your truly wonderful book - which I have thoroughly enjoyed reading.

    Wanted to pick your brain on ways and means of getting published, as S has been wanting to get a book he wrote published - thought you might have some worthwhile suggestions.

    Oh and anyone reading my comment, who hasn't read Joe's book yet - you should get it - I have laughed hard and giggled like a little kid reading it....a wonderful escape, whilst looking at life!

    Lou :-) xxx

    PS. Once I get over the jetlag (one of my least favourite things)I intend to give you a big plug on my blog for your book because it definitely is one of my favourite things....lol

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  2. Joe, thanks for supporting my hop. Because my kids read it, would you please substitute other words in place of the swear words or else just put a warning about the language.

    Thanks for so faithfully contributing to my hop every week. I always look forward to reading your posts.

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