My son and daughter have strange rules that I have to follow. No soda, only give them organic food, no spanking, no duct taping their mouths shut, no whiskey to sooth teething. They have to sleep on their back their first year, they must ride in car seats, and they wear helmets for riding anything on wheels. These kids all have to wear shoes outside, they can’t play in the street and you can’t watch them if you are not sober. So many rules, how can you remember them all?
It is hard enough worrying about my grandchildren, but I also have to worry about my son and daughter. After all, they are not even forty. What the Hell do they know about raising children?
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